Joe Garza hold onto your Wovte Telescoping Back Scratcher — I made an astonishing TWENTY-EIGHT DOLLARS last month on Medium. I’m halfway to owning my own meth lab, if only I can recruit enough unpaid college students to steal Suda-fed from Walmart. Next month I’m ditching fiction and humor and breaking out my super duper income producing plan. I’ll make money by writing an Inception-esque essay about how I made money by writing about how I made money on Medium. Every week I’ll post a new essay about how I make money writing and link back to the previous article. I’m hoping it will devolve into a perpetual motion Ponzi scheme, only legal. If that fails I’m off to Walmart to stock up on Suda-fed and Duracell batteries.